What Are Fathers Made Of?
- A father is a person that is forced to endure childbirth without an anesthetic.
- A father is a person that growls when he feels good...and laughs out loud when scared half to death.
- A father never feels worthy of the worship in a child's eyes.
- A father is a person who gets angry when the first school grades aren't as good as he thinks they should be. He scolds his son...though he knows it's the teacher's fault.