Sunday, December 9, 2007

Out of the mouth of a 5-year-old...

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As I take a quick "potty break" before getting Dominic ready for bed, he pops into the bathroom to see that my pants were not buttoned, but rubberbanded closed...

D: Mommy, why do you have a rubberband on your pants?

Me: Because my tummy is getting bigger since the baby is growing and I can't button them anymore.

D: (looking toward my back) Well, your butt is getting bigger too!

Do I laugh or do I cry?


Harajuku Girl said...

LOL wow OMG... They kill me...he came up with that all by himself? where do they get this stuff? Certainly worth a laugh because I can assure you I did not noticed any tooshie enlargement when I saw you at the shower.

BTW I am glad to see I am not the only one that had to resort to the rubber band.

LoveBugZ said...

OH MY! Kids!! What can you say to that?? I always fear Matthew will say something about my weight and thats my biggest 'depression' in life - need to loose it before he does comment and break his poor Mama's heart.